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Got a party? Here are some nice drinks to get you drunk.

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Ice Bear


Prepare a tall glass full of ice then add the Vodka, next add the Lemon-Lime Soda (Sprite!), next add the Blueberry Soda, then add a few Icecubes, because hey man the name of the drink is Icebear:D

Immortal Flame


Prepare a BRANDY BALLOON with 3 parts of GREEN CHARTREUSE HERBAL LIQUEUR and 2.5 parts of BLUE CURACAO. Lay BRANDY BALLOON on its side on the bar and turn the lights down low. Use a match to ignite the liquor and let sit for 20 seconds. (the flame should sit just over the liquor) Then while still lit, take a SPIRIT GLASS and pour the contents of the BRANDY BALLOON into the fresh glass from a 'safe' height. Serve immediately.

Old Pal


Add the Rye whiskey, Campari, and Dry Vermouth, to a cocktail shaker 2/3 full of Ice. Stir then strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a lemon twist.

Battered Bear


Put 1 shot of Barenjager Honey Liqueur in a shaker with ice. Shake vigorously for at least 1 minute. Serve in a martini glass or as a shot.

Long Island Iced Tea


Small scale: Fill a shaker with ice. Fill a tall glass (ie collins glass) with ice. Pour in equal parts Vodka, Gin, Tequila, Light Rum, and Triple sec. Shake breifly to mix. Pour/strain mixture into the tall glass over ice filling the glass roughly half way full. Add a splash (something like a tsp) of lime juice. Fill the rest of the glass with Coke or similar cola. Enjoy. Party scale: Using a pitcher with integrated stirer usually used when making a family size amount of iced tea or juice, fill with the equal but larger amounts of the booze components listed above. Mix well. Pour into ice filled glasses as directed above. Add lime juice splashes. Fill with cola. Enjoy

Flaming Nazi


Prepare a blender full of ice then add 4oz. Jagermeister, next add 4oz. Mint Schnapps (I prefer Rumplemintz), next add a cup of STRONG Coffee, next add Cream to taste Blend till smooth and enjoy.

Gump Blast


Fill a shot glass half way with peppermint schnapps. Then fill it up with cinnamon schnapps. You can use any size shot glass. No need to stir just consume. You can use Hot Damn if you like.

Limoncello


Add lemon peels from 5-8 lemons to bottle of Everclear Grain Alcohol. Allow the bottle to sit for at least a week. After a week, get rid of the peels by pouring the contents through a metal sifter and into a new container. To prepare sugar syrup boil 1 cup of sugar with water until the solution is completely saturated. Allow the syrup to cool, then add to the container of Everclear. Enjoy! Suggested Mixer: Sprite + 1 part Creme de Menthe. Note: Should smell like PineSol.

oatmeal cookie shot


Pour all ingredients into shaker over ice, shake until cold. Strain into shot glass. cinnamon schnapps=hot damn

Easter Uprising


Prepare a tall glass full of ice then add the Irish whiskey, next add the Bailey's Irish Cream. Stir. Named in honor of the Easter Uprising in Dublin, 1916. Two are said to raise the dead, after four, you'll join them.

Garbo Cocktail


Combine in a shaker with ice. Mix well and strain into a highball glass.

Blue Malibu


Prepare a tall glass full of ice then add 1/2 shot of Coconut Rum, followed by a 1/2 shot of Blue Curacao. Fill with Pineapple Juice and stir.

Road Trip


Prepare a triple shot of Jagermeister, a double shot of Bacardi Limon and a single shot of Amaretto. Line them up, then drain them in the order listed above. Chase with a beer of your preference.

The Threesome


Fill a martini shaker with ice and add the vodka. The next steps are really important to do in order. Add 1 part mango juice, then 1 part pineapple juice and add the rest of the mango juice. Shake and strain into a martini glass. I discovered this drink at Extra Virgin in Chicago.

Some kind of dessert (not really, but seriously)


First, add 1 part chocolate liqueur to a tall glass. 1 part almond liqueur. Then, add 1.5 parts of the chocolate ice-cream and 1 part vanilla extract. Add raspberries. Put whipped cream on top and an oreo cookie on the glass (somehow).

Aborted Fetus


Grab a standard shot glass and add the Strawberry daiquiri mix. Now float the Banana schnapps on top of the Strawberry daquuiri mix. The resulting shot is quite... err... fetching.

Virg


In a cocktail shaker full of ice, add ingredients in this order: Vodka, Licor 43 (Citrus vanilla liqueur), Orange juice and then a shot of kiwi concentrate. Shake well and serve in shots.

Golden Apple


Mix both ingredients in equal parts into a shot glass, and enjoy!

Goodbye! Blue Monday!


Poor coffee into mug, add bourbon and energy drink. That wasn't so hard! Take it like a man!

Oklahoma Prairie Fire


Prepare a double shot glass then add the Vodka, next add the Whiskey, next add the Tequila, next add the Hot Sauce (8 drops). Guaranteed to kill virus/flu/bugs in your system. Serve with 2 water chasers.

Johnny Weismuller Cocktail


Combine ingredients in a shaker with ice [including the powdered sugar-- 1 tsp. should suffice]. Mix well and strain into a cocktail glass.

Candle In The Window


Pour the rum, bourbon whiskey, creme de cacao, cherry brandy and coffee into an Irish coffee cup or glass. Pour the cream carefully over the back of a teaspoon so that it floats on top, and serve.

the Red Rodney


Fill a shaker with 1 part Jagermeister (herbal liqueur), 1 part raspberry schnapps and 1 part peach schnapps. Shake and sift into shot glasses. Down it and feel the burn!

Aromatherapist


Stir all ingredients in mixing glass, strain into glass and serve.

El Perro


Add ice to a rocks glass. Pour 3 ounces of ginger ale over the ice. Float one ounce of Fernet-Branca bitters over the top. My wife named this drink "The Dog" because with the Fernet float on top of the ginger ale, it's an "auto-chaser". An acquired taste, but excellent for settling a roiling stomach.

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